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John

This is John. John is not the sharpest knife in the shed, but we love him anyways. John is our human test subject. He is responsible for testing all of our new and wacky vehichles.

Brandon

This is Brandon. Brandon makes high octane engines capable of 5000 horsepower. Brandon is way smarter than john.

Dave

This is dave. Dave is responsible for putting seat belts and air bags in our cars. Dave does not like to work and often forgets to install them.

James

This is James. James is our lawyer. We Use James a lot.